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I'm Kenzi. Struggling adult creature with too many puns, not nearly enough sandwiches, and an incredible girlfriend. Welcome.

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*saves game six times just in case*

(Source: nosdrinker)

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

—Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)




My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker