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funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

(Source: hbunot)

Can we all just agree to never use the word “peeps” seriously ever again?