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I'm Kenzi. Struggling adult creature with too many puns, not nearly enough sandwiches, and an incredible girlfriend. Welcome.

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I started playing Video Killed the Radio Star and my sister and mom bust out this perfectly choreographed dance with no explanation whatsoever??! How.

  • Baby: m..m..m-
  • Mother: memes?
  • Baby: mama
  • Mother:
  • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye)

bootyxqueen:

Stretch marks should be kissed not dissed