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I'm Kenzi. Struggling adult creature with too many puns, not nearly enough sandwiches, and an incredible girlfriend. Welcome.

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nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

(Source: nosdrinker)

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

—Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

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livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker